Did you see the shocking story in the news last week? A group of lads on a joint stag do in Newquay managed to survive a 100ft fall after their lift plunged to the beach below their hotel. Can you believe it? Me neither. A stag do in Newquay! Of all the places, they choose Newquay.
Now I have nothing against Newquay. It’s lovely. But would you rather have a weekend in Newquay or a stag weekend on the Costa Brava, Spain? It seems to me that these lads were after some hair raising fun; why else would they plunge 100ft in a lift? Wouldn’t it have been safer to run our famous “Hunt the Stag” paintballing gauntlet?
We can cater for pain, but in a safe environment. Jet skiing, segways, banana boats – we have the lot. So don’t go looking for trouble. Come to me and I’ll give you trouble. Or if your heart rate cannot take it anymore, then we have fun stuff that is more suited to you! Catamaran cruises, spa safaris, cave swimming, hot air ballooning: you name it, we’ve got it covered. Not the sort of stuff you’ll find in Newquay every day of course, but typical of a Spain stag weekend.
So give Aunty a ring and I’ll make sure your Costa Brava stag weekend is as troublesome as you request...
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