Have a Walliams of a time on your Stag Weekend!

Who else saw David Walliams, the man famous for swimming the English Channel (or for starring in Little Britain, whatever you prefer), going out for a wild stag do with a difference this week? No? Neither did I. True, he went for a classy dinner followed by clubbing in an exclusive London hotspot with some of the top comedians in the country (and Natalie Imbruglia?!)

But is that the best he can come up with? I’m not saying I could do better. Well actually I am. Why not do something original and spontaneous? If he had come to me and said “Aunty, I need your help,” I would have sorted him out no end.

How? Well firstly I’d make him pack his Speedos and then I’d put him and his only gay in the village friend on a flight to the Costa Brava for a good old stag weekend in Spain. Then he could spend his days airing out the Speedos whilst swimming with one of my gorgeous strippers (you’ve not see anything until you’ve seen Aunty’s strippers). Or maybe a spot of quad biking around oh-my-god dusty mountain tracks would be more up his street? Or perhaps he’d like to shoot an arrow or two with a stag archery session? Or play real life Cluedo with a stag treasure hunt? Now that would be a good story for the papers, Walliams did it in the study with an iron bar. Wash your mouth out Aunty!

Anyway, whatever it was he wanted to do during the day, it would be unforgettable. Unlike a certain female stag party member’s pop career.

And what about after dark? Well I’d send Walliams wild on a bar crawl for an almighty session that would separate the men from the boys; or the boys from the girls. There is seriously nothing to beat Lloret de Mar stag party bar crawls! A special order stripper could be arranged, or his mates could come up with their own ideas on how to cause mischief. Whatever, Aunty’s here to make it all happen.

The point I am making is why not do something different? Even if you prefer the traditional handcuffed to a lamppost approach, then don’t just settle for a lamppost in a gloomy British town. Make it a Spain stag weekend with a difference! Enjoy plenty of fun and exciting activities to make it a real laugh that will actually be newsworthy!