Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Why Change a Winning Stag Do Formula?


Whenever I want to demonstrate how not to do something, I usually look towards politicians. A bit harsh, you say? Well, take Ed Milliband for example. He was recently reported to have taken his future wife and her friends on a joint stag and hen do! Now I didn’t expect him to go wild, but come on, a joint hen and stag do?

Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the point of a stag do that it’s the last time you and your mates will get to have a proper laugh before one of you ties the knot? Why would you let your lady come along for the ride? Isn’t it enough that I’ll be here anyway, organising you and getting you into the best clubs and bars?

If you want a traditional boys’ weekend involving booze, sun and antics too saucy to mention, a Lloret de Mar stag do with me is your best bet. I’ve got the bar crawls, the VIP entrances, the stag paintballing – in fact I’ve got the lot! What’s more, you’ll benefit from a woman’s organisational skills as I’ll be the one pulling all the strings – but ssshhh, this can be our little secret; you’ll get all the credit I promise!

Forget about all these alternative ‘modern’ stag do ideas. The vast majority of you want a good time with your mates somewhere different, and a Lloret de Mar stag weekend takes some beating. The flights are cheap, there is loads to do and you’ll have the time of your lives. What are you waiting for? Simply give your Aunty a call and it’ll be sorted in no time at all. 

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