Tuesday, August 17, 2010

An Aunty Andrea or Cheryl Cole Organised Stag Do?


Cheryl Cole has recently revealed that she wants to organise her pal Simon Cowells’ stag do. Many men would automatically answer yes if asked if they would like Cheryl Cole to sort and tag along on their stag do. But think with your heads first lads. Would you really want an inexperienced woman organising a stag do? Think of the faffing around and let’s be honest, the novelty would wear off after a while.

What you need to do is let a woman who actually knows what stag do’s are meant to involve take command, someone who knows all the tricks of the trade in making a stag weekend in Spain unforgettable. Someone like me, for instance.

What I create on a stag do is something that resembles organised chaos. I’ll let you think you are in charge but we all know who’ll be pulling the strings. The way I do this is to create uniquely designed packages so that your whole day and night is planned – but I allow anything to happen in between!

Stag football followed by stag go-karting then a Tossa bar crawl? Or how about stag monkey swinging followed by stag jet-skiing before my famous stag wining and dining? The choice is really up to you. Just contact me with your wish list and I’ll make it happen. My stag weekends in Spain are way more impressive than anything Cheryl Cole could come up with.

Just take a look at some of my testimonials to see for yourself. 

Fishing Tackles Beats Wedding Tackle


A group of ten mates and the stag. Check. A fishing boat. Check. Beers. Check. An RAF helicopter. Erm…..

A group of lads from Bristol got a bit more than they bargained for when they decided to strip off for a laugh on a fishing trip for their stag do. The local coastguard saw some commotion and sent an RAF rescue helicopter to fly over to investigate, catching them all on camera, totally starkers. 

Just one question I’d like to ask them, apart from the obvious of course. Why were they having their stag do on a boat just off the Welsh coast? In the cold?

A stag weekend in Spain would be a lot warmer and I would have taken them Stag deep sea fishing in the stunning Mediterranean. Sizzling sun, cold beers, vast array of stunning fish, my stag deep sea fishing trips are legendary for their chilled out vibe and are the perfect relaxed daytime activity before you all hit the bars or clubs that I offer at night. It is a truly perfect combination.

Fishing is one of my most popular activities. After all, where else is it possible to catch a 200lb Merlin or a whopping great tuna? Certainly not in Swansea or Bristol, that’s for sure.

I do of course have a range of other activities for stag parties in Spain if fishing does not catch your eye. Stag football, Stag archery – you name it, I’ll sort it.

So for a truly memorable stag do that does not involve the freezing waters of the Bristol Channel and an RAF helicopter, board a cheap flight and join me on my Mediterranean fishing boat!