Sunday, July 25, 2010

Don’t get gored on your stag do!



Recently a British man took the term “stag” do a bit too literally and ended up being gored by a raging bull in the world famous Pamplona Bull Run. The poor man needed stitches and hospital treatment to prevent infection.

That’s the sort of stag do that if it goes well be go down in folk law as a great stag send off, but when it goes wrong, leaves everyone thinking “I wish we had done something different!”
If you want a stag weekend in Spain, as this Brit did, then instead of spending the weekend being chased by a bull, make it a fun and sunny Costa Brava stag party with me in charge!

I can’t offer you a Bull Run, which is either a good or a bad thing, depending if you want to spend the next few days in hospital or not! But what I can offer are great day time activities and lively nights that are fun and exciting but also safe, meaning the worst you can expect to fly back with is the inevitable sunburn and a severe hangover!

My activities are second to none. If you must do something with an animal in the title, why not try monkey swinging? Just remember to not look down! Or perhaps you could try a spot of deep sea fishing, where believe me you will not be catching boring old carp – there is even the odd glimpse of a great white shark I’ll have you know…

So for some fun in an exciting part of the world, why not check out a Spain stag weekend with Aunty on Spain’s Costa Brava!

Monday, July 19, 2010

A Dose of Night Nurse for KP’s Cage Fighter


According to news reports, Katie Price banned her latest catch from having strippers at his stag do. Naturally he got them anyway, along with several “nurses” who tended to and pals throughout the night.

Why on earth she thought the best man would actually take any notice of her is beyond me. Boys will be boys, and if they want the company of some scantily clad ladies they will go ahead and get it, regardless of what the stag’s bride to be requests.

Many, many stag parties come to me for a stag weekend in Spain with the intention of some sort of erotic experience in mind for themselves or the stag. So what do I do? I send them off for my special swimming with strippers Costa Brava package!

I stuff them all on a high powered speed boat, and once they reach a secluded cove, they can go snorkelling and swimming with some naked, stunning women! Surely this is much better than hanging around a strip club in Guildford with a few women dressed as nurses?

So for the ultimate boy’s experience, chose a Costa Brava stag weekend. I can provide day and night time activities that the misses will never know about, and they can be as outrageous as you want them to be!